SWOS Law!
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... that... all your best players will get injured just before a big cup match, but all your naff ones will be fine.
... that... a big money signing will never manage to see the season out without a major injury sometime.
... that... a questionnable injury will always last longer than 4 games.
... that... underdogs never win penalty shoot-outs.
... that... players on the transfer list are invariably crap.
... that... when you have more than 20 shots at goal, you will lose 1-0.
... that... the closer you get to goal, the more likely the keeper is to save your shot
... that... when you claim to your mate, you are the best SWOS player on the planet, and are in hot form - he/she will stuff you 4-0.
... that... when you score the best goal of your life, you will forget to save the highlight.
... that... you can beat Arsenal 3 - 0 in the cup, and then draw 0 - 0 with Mansfield in the next game.
... that... all trialists with decent, famous, or interesting names, will be crap.
... that... the computer never gets sent off.
... that... you can get away with horrendous tackles inside the box, which would be given as free-kicks anywhere else.
... that... some players have an uncanny nack of winning penalties.
... that... cheap wingers with speed as one of their top three attributes are amazingly fast yet cheap strikers with speed as one of their top three attributes are nearly always pig-slow.
... that... no matter how many goals you score in a game, there s always a fifteen minute spell, where you find it;s impossible to score.
.... that... believe it or not, you are probably more likely to get a penalty awarded for a tackle in the 69th minute, than at any other time.
(taken from purple-sensi)
HAHA, I had to laugh heavily while reading through this Laws ! Good ones..., truely true!
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that... ull have to play ur carreer game in 1 time after the moment u signed for Austrialia or Neww Sealand
that.. no matter how little chances u got in the game.. ull get one in the 89th
that.. updates are never 100% correct
that.. the values of high valued defenders are always going down
hey Mark! well done. I agree with you.
but if you buy high valued defenders their price tag only falls if you are playing with a standard tactic. If you develope your own tactic their value rises very high.
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It s SWOS law that... after winning a match the team is celebrating (players throw their arms in the air 2 times) shortly before they leave the pitch! BUT: There is always ONE player (of the winning team) who is NOT celebrating!
Recognized this one?
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And in my view the not-celebrating-player is always the man standing next to the ball. So he might be a little bit angry cause he can t show his skills anymore...
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It s SWOS law that... the most often started fixture is: Fortuna Dusseldorf vs. Freiburg (you know why?)
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